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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Health officials warn of measles case from traveler at Dulles Airport - The Washington Post

Still no good

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Buried under 2 kilometers of Antarctic ice, scientists find a 34-million-year-old lost world - The Brighter Side of News

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

At 53, Jennie Garth Poses in Her First-Ever Underwear Campaign - instyle.com

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is a good source for finding job candidates?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

11 of the best and worst looks celebrities wore to the 2025 BET Awards - Business Insider

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Denver Health sees increase in people getting MMR vaccine - 9News

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Novavax's COVID-19-Influenza Combination and Stand-alone Influenza Vaccine Candidates Showed Robust Immune Responses and Were Well Tolerated in Initial Cohort of a Phase 3 Trial - Novavax Investor Relations